Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Chris Week Four: Organic Drama That's Farm to Cable

Week four is here, and we're finally getting down to a lean, fat-trimmed cast of ladies. There are two group dates, two-ish one-on-ones, and plenty of sponsorship dollars to afford helicopters for endless seasons to come. The first group date is, as Kelsey so eloquently puts it, a "perfect date for...

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Chris Week Three: I'd Shuck That

This week on The Bachelor, ABC confirms that this show is a joke by bringing on a guest host--none other than the great Jimmy Kimmel. The episode opens with Jimmy sneaking into Chris' bachelor pad and waking him up in the morning. Chris is relatively unfazed and looks surprisingly good for having just...

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Chris Week Two: Dawn of the Living Crazies

Thank goodness Monday Night Bachelor is back! Week two is quite a doozie of ditzes.  Let's dive right in, shall we? ABC left us with a cliff hanger last week with sore-loser-Kimberly. Chris made many dumb, drama-inducing decisions this week, and keeping Kimberly was one of them. We enjoyed all...

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Chris Week One, Draft Night: Prince Farming's Big Debut

Well, folks, it's finally that time of year when Mondays are our favorite day of the week. BACHELOR SEASON IS BACK! Put on your snazziest judging clothes, because all bets are on. In case you live under a rock and/or are a complete moron, this season's piece of meat up for grabs is hunky farm boy Chris:...

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