Andi's Finale: The champagne didn't even pop.

Well, friends, all mediocre things must come to an end. And Andi's season has done just that. Last night, we watched with bated breath screamed at the TV as Andi chose her husband-to-be in a super dramatic finale. Not the most dramatic ending in Bachelor history, but it was dece. Chris Harrison...

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Andi Week Nine: BYOBC Fantasy Suites.

It's the moment Tom has been waiting for (according to Emily)...Fantasy Suites! Andi journals to pass the time in the Dominican Republic until her dates. I don’t journal. If I were the Bachelorette, would they force me to journal for b-roll purposes? Andi reflects on the remaining bachelors... Never...

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Andi Week Eight: Welp.

These were the most uneventful hometown dates in the history of The Bachelor. Seriously. Where is the drama, ABC?? That's where all the points happen. Most of the points this season have been won because of man tears or verbal altercations defending Andi's honor. Which means these bros sometimes are...

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Andi Week Seven: Muscles in Brussels

Welcome back, batches. This week's episode did not disappoint. There were tears, verbal altercations, cringe-worthy "romance" moments, and many glasses of wine (from the contestants and from our living room viewing party). This episode is super important since next week is hometowns. We meet up with...

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Andi Week Six: Word Vomit

We're down to single digits of man-children! Andi is whittling down her selection of potential husbands and we're off to Italia. The bros sail into Venice fist-pumping and cheering like champs. Andi talks about her high hopes for this week, especially after last week when her "head was spinning." Maybe...

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Andi Week Five: The One Where ABC Finally Addresses Racism

Well folks, we're about halfway through the season, so it is prime time for these bratty men to get all jet lagged and cranky. This week's episode featured two hours of men on their man-periods, so hold on to your evening gowns... Finally out of Connecticut, the group travels to Marseille, France....

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Andi Week Three: Hit the Road, Lamp.

Wowie. Two episodes, jam packed with a roller coaster of emotions. Not Marcus' emotional roller coaster that only keeps going up, which is actually just an escalator. We were all over the place. There was excitement, shock, giddiness and genuine sadness. Crazy times in the Bachelor Mansion. Actually,...

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