Thursday, January 30, 2014

Week Four Recap: Seoulmates in Seoul

Because the lack of booze was making things a little too normal i.e. boring, ABC took the show overseas in record time after just three weeks. Juan Pablo and the girls leave the comforts of SoCal and jet off to Seoul, South Korea. There's a good possibility very few of the Bach-ies don't actually understand...

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Week Three: The Snooze-Without-Booze Fest

Was it just me, or did this week's episode lack the typical Bachelor pizzazz? There were some dates, some snide remarks, and some tears, but overall not many points were awarded to the league. I blame Juan Pablo's sobriety for the lack of gasp-inducing moments. The first date of the week went to Cassandra...

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Week Two Recap: All Aboard the Crazy Train

I officially deem Week Two of Juan Pablo's reign on El Bachelor a success. So many twists and turns, and massive amounts of points awarded. The first one-on-one dates were this week, and were perfectly cute and predictable. Fake snow, hot tub, private plane, neon costumes, the whole shebang. Props...

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Week One Recap: Draft Night

Last night was the premiere of Juan Pablo's glorious tenure on "El Bachelor," which also means Draft Night. And what an exciting draft it was! All the league participants were furiously jotting down notes during the introductions, pausing only to refill wine glasses or inhale more baked brie. It's a...

Monday, January 6, 2014

Draft Results

The draft is finalized, team selections are below. Team names, if chosen, are shown. A photo roster is below for visual reference. Julie's Jezebels: Nikki Renee Amy J. Ashley Christine Lucy Kylie Chantal Elizabeth's Slam Pieces Sharleen Victoria Clare Lucy Lacy Danielle Christy Cassandra Cooney's...

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's finally JUAN-uary! Perhaps the most anticipated television event of our lives to date. Our hearts and eyes could not be happier. Can't necessarily say the same for our livers. However, looking forward to a beautiful season of tears, cat fights, heartbreak and terrible attempts at Spanish.  This...

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