JoJo Week Two: We Are All Chad Now

We open this week with one of the best toasts in Bachelor History, from none other than Chad himself. "Beautiful girl, beautiful life, f*** you guys, Imma make her my wife." -Power move #1 by Chad The first group date this week includes Luke, Grant, Will, Evan, Daniel, Vinny, Ali, James F, Wells,...

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JoJo Week One: Jordan's Buns and Roses

Welcome back to the greatest show on Earth! (sorry, Ringling Bros., I'm stealing your line just for today) Oh, Chris Harrison, how we missed you in our lives. It is so good to see you again. This reunion couldn't come soon enough because this season we have more than 100 anxious participants chomping...

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JoJo's Season: The Bros Before the Rose

HEY GUYS. Eliz here, comin at ya this week from my happy place: drinking tinto on the porch while blogging about the Bachelorette. For our fans out there who don't actually know me (AND I KNOW YOU EXIST), I promise I'm cool. It feels like it has been for.ev.er. since Ben's season ended, doesn't it?...

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