Rachel Finale: I Cried My Eyelashes Off

Congratulations! We've made it to Week 10 of the ~*mOsT ~ dRaMaTic*~ season ever! It's been a wild and often annoying ride, but at least we now know who won some spare cash and bragging rights. Because ABC no longer recognizes consistency as a positive quality, they've decided to change up the ATFR...

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Rachel Week Nine: Fantasy Despasuitos

Hi there, Eliz here. Welcome to the highlight of your week. This ep begins with Rachel throwing us a curve rose. She wants the guys to meet her family before she has sex with all of them. What a novel idea! Good for you, Rachel. I APPLAUD YOUR CLEAR-EYED STRATEGY. Alternatively, WWTTD? (What...

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Rachel Week Seven: I Like Black

This week we have a guest blogger, and I couldn't be more pleased. Audrey is a Roses to Riches OG and current captain of the Chicago Suburbs Pool: We're Not That Historic. Check out her delightful writing below and leave some love in the comment section. I am both thrilled and honored to go...

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Rachel Week Five & Six: He's Reptileean. He's a Leezard

I'll do my best to keep it brief because ABC has stolen too much time from us already. This two-night-event business is hard on those of us with jobs and social lives, which I have a feeling is not the majority of the fanbase. Thus, we're combining the two eps into one post. Please refer any questions/concerns...

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