Week Eight (Part One) Recap: Give Me Back My Hometown

Well, we made it to hometowns. And what a journey it was. Let's not waste any time here. Nikki Nikki hails from Kansas City and told us she wants to see how much of a cowboy Juan Pablo really is. First of all, are there really cowboys in Kansas City? No, really. I'm curious. That's one of the last...

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Week Seven Recap: In Miami, Betch

This week Team JP headed back to the good ole US of A to spend some quality time in Miami. One group date and two Juan-on-Juan dates. (WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN SAYING THIS THE WHOLE TIME? So many Juan puns, damnit.) Sharleen was clearly shocked to get another Juan-on-Juan date, and wasn't exactly thrilled...

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Week Six: The Squeeze

First of all, our sincerest apologies for the lack of Bach-tastic blogging last week. Contrary to popular belief, we do have lives outside of the Bachelor (jk, we were lazy) On to the good stuff: This week the ladies trotted down to New Zealand, the land of hobbits, volcanoes, and bratty tourists. ...

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Week Five Recap: The Fat is Trimmed

Dog Lover is gone. That's all that matters. It was a busy we...

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